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Temporal Pu-erh Portal

Manipulate time itself to experience the past, present, and future of aged tea in a single session.

Difficulty:intermediate
Prep Time:10 minutes
Steep Time:20-60 seconds

Dimensional Adjustments

ΔtTemporal

High temporal manipulation required

8.5
chronons

ΦDimensional Flux

Positive flux for time travel

3
flux units

gGravitational

Slight gravity increase for temporal anchor

9.85
m/s²

Ingredients

  • •5gAged pu-erh tea (10+ years)
  • •150mlWater
  • •1 unitTemporal field generator

Instructions

  1. 1

    Activate temporal field at coefficient 8.5

  2. 2

    Rinse tea briefly to awaken time-locked compounds

  3. 3

    First infusion: experience the tea's youth (20 seconds)

  4. 4

    Second infusion: taste the present moment (30 seconds)

  5. 5

    Third infusion: glimpse the tea's future potential (45 seconds)

Tasting Notes

  • 🍃Earth and leather notes from temporal depths
  • 🍃Sweet wood essence across time streams
  • 🍃Infinite complexity in each temporal layer

Pro Tips

  • • Always calibrate your dimensional coefficients before brewing
  • • Use filtered water for optimal quantum coherence
  • • Maintain consciousness awareness throughout the process
  • • Record your results to fine-tune future attempts